Sunday, November 15, 2009

End of Earth

Ha ha ha... I recently read this...

"The Hindu scriptures declare that an earth such as ours is dissolved for one of two reasons:

the inhabitants as a whole become either completely good or completely evil.

The world-mind thus generates a power which releases the captive atoms held together as an earth."

Ya, if all inhabitants are good, they won't even kill plants and would die of starvation or else... they would die of killing each other and at the end die of starvation....

Monday, July 27, 2009

26




HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... :)


YEAH... I am one more year older... I should say this was a better year than all my previous years... I have done many new things... achieved many of my targets that I wanted and a brand new perspective into life...

COOL... I wish to give myself a conquering attitude this year... I will DO or DIE... simple, no questions... no reservations and nothing... whatever may happen I will set forth and finish all my targets for this year... This time the work is heavy... gonna be sleepless nights and hard hitting days... but lemme see by 27 if I will survive... you are going to see a whole new person altogether... I won't say what I am going to do... but know for sure... It is a new avatar...

The phrase that I want to take up this birthday is "Every second counts" truly every second counts... I will remember this by chanting BLITZKREIG... those of u who have seen my BLITZKREIG... It will be even better and consistent now on... I have come to the conclusion that nothing was more important than BLITZKREIG... giving urself time to relax and chill, one knows how time moves fast and how u will be left out in the race... the race isn't funny enough... but I wanna win the race and quit it... that would mean I was atleast capable of doing it...

"Winning is not an one time thing, it is an all the time thing", the world wouldn't care for who don't win, isn't it??? :) But I don't care for the world who would only respect winners... :)

GOOD LUCK TO ALL WHO READ THIS..... LOVE U ALL...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

HOPE

Some years before he became president of Czechoslovakia, Vaclav Havel offered a radically sharp perspective: "Hope is a state of mind... not essentially dependent on some particular observation of the world or estimate of the situation... An orientation of the spirit, an orientation of the heart, it transcends the world immediately experienced, and is anchored somewhere beyond its horizons. ...Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.''

CHUNKY MONKEY - THE NEW CHAT GAME

This is a game that I keep playing with many of my friends... this game brings out the child in everybody and will remind u the happy old days of college and school... u will feel like the one ur chatting with is giggling right next to u...

Wanna bet????

Try this,

The game play is like this:

1) U say "CHUNKY" in GTALK. - Means are u ready
2) The other says "MONKEY" in GTALK. Means I am ready
3) I can't explain what to do next, identify it yourself with the conversation below....


me: CHUNKY
Other: MONKEY
Other: donkey
me: dei naaye
songy
Other: poknky
inky
me: pokky pokky
Other: pangi
me: dingi
Other: toki doki
LUNGI
me: chunky monkey
fungi
Other: ALGAE
BACTERIA
VIRUs
me: VIRUS
Other: influneza
me: PNEUMONIA
dei
Other: ammonia
amnesia
anasthesia
me: NH3
andalusia
Other: NH4
andromina
me: pleasure planet
hoga magga
me: MONKEY
Other: CHUNKY


4) U say "MONKEY" in GTALK. - Means please stop my tummys gonna burst in laughter...
5) If the other says "CHUNKEY" in GTALK. - Means it is time to get back to work...
6) else the other says "MONKEY" in GTALK - U shuld continue and cajole him to say CHUNKEY

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Adobe, The 5000 Page Charge Sheet and the all screwed up judiciary

Bugging monkeys, what's the problem in Kasab's case, Why does the judiciary need a 5000 page chargesheet? The case is all clear and concrete that this man committed horrendous crime and it is all on TV, is there a necessity to prove his innocence....

I am all worried about the Indian Judiciary, they are going to take another 10 years to finish off when prima facie is so concrete, it will be 10 more years before the UPA govt. takes a decision on hanging him... ahn!!! Stupid... God Damn... Stupid...

Ok something to cool all Adobeans head, does anyone know whether this 5000 page charge sheet is printed or is it transferred as PDF documents via LiveCycle, if not we have a huge business scope, who's listening...

Am I gonna get any money for this.... Where's the marketing team.... :) :) :)

Desperate measures to increase my company's profit so that I stand a faint chance of getting sacked....

Guys use your head, you see I can still do it with so much hair... :) :) :)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Oil Bath and its benefits... - Really Good Article

I picked it up from here


A GENERATION ago, the traditional "oil bath" daily or weekly was a regular practice. It was integral to our culture, tradition and lifestyle. Not anymore. By forsaking this practice, we are ignoring a fantastic health tradition.

Daily self-Abhyangam: The benefits are such that a light self-Abhyangam (oil application) is recommended daily. Applying a little oil to the scalp and body half an hour before bath each day is an important healthcare practice. It slows down aging, is good for the eyesight, improves sleep, minimises the onset of joint pains and rheumatic ailments such as arthritis, osteoporosis and prevent sinusitis when applied to the scalp each day before bath. An Abhyangam also does wonders for skin tone and complexion.

Oil applied to the scalp and body seeps into the various layers of skin and enters the blood stream enhancing blood circulation.

In the processes, it removes metabolic wastes, toxins and impurities revitalising and purifying body tissues, organs and muscles. On a day-to-day basis, Abhyangam will make you noticeably more productive and focussed as it helps cope up with the day's pressures by making you feel relaxed, energetic, stress free and calm of mind.

Using medicated oils: What is popularly considered an Ayurvedic "massage" is referred to as an oil application by Ayurvedic practitioners.

An Abhyangam has a much deeper affect on one's health than an ordinary massage, which just relaxes the muscles. While intensive Abhyangam is integral to treating serious ailments in Ayurveda, a daily Abhyangam at home can be had with sesame oil (mustard oil is used in some parts of the country). Coconut oil is recommended for the scalp. Medicated oils provide added benefits.

However, before using medicated oils, one must consult an Ayurvedic doctor who will recommend an appropriate oil for self-Abhyangam based on prakriti (body constitution) and the specific complaint for example joint pain and rheumatic symptoms, trauma and after delivery (Dhanwatharam Thailam); for nourishing muscles (Balaswagandhadi Kozhambu for body only); eye strain due to long hours in front of computer monitors (Thriphladi Thailam to be applied on scalp); to prevent hair fall and cooling of eyes (Kunthalakanthi Thailam); stimulating hair growth, premature greying (Neelibringhadi Thailam, Prapundareekadi Thailam); for skin ailments, itches, boils, eczema, and complexion (Eladi Coconut oil); for acne, patches and complexion Kumkumadi Thailam can be used.

A few tips are to be kept in mind when giving a self-Abhyangam: If you are using medicated oil, the oil meant for the body should not be applied on the head, but oil recommended for the scalp can be applied on the body.

Also, oil meant to arrest hair fall and stimulate growth is not advisable for a patient suffering from sinusitis or cold. When slightly warmed (not hot), the oil will help penetrate the skin faster and deeper.

Pour a little oil in your hands and apply to the scalp, first, starting on the top of the head. Rub a little oil over the body and progress downwards towards the feet.

While applying oil, follow the direction of hair growth to facilitate absorption and to go with the blood flow.

It is recommended that at least half an hour to one hour be allowed after applying oil and before taking a bath. A morning Abhyangam before bath is advisable.

There is no insistence on applying oil on the head after bath (except for keeping hair in place).

The benefits of a daily Abhyangam in maintaining health and preventing disease are so high that it will ensure there will be no necessity to go in for intense oil treatments such as dhara or phizhichil, which are administered to those suffering from serious ailments.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I Love Mr. Jimmy Wales

I simply Love Mr. Jimmy Wales for doing this much, I am very happy that Wikipedia has got its financial needs addressed here....

A Big hug to all those who donated and made a difference...

Jimmy Wales is an absolute Leo....

http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Donate/ThankYou/en?utm_source=2008_jimmy_thank_you_b&utm_medium=sitenotice&utm_campaign=fundraiser2008#appeal

Thursday, January 1, 2009

ED sends show cause notice to Pune tycoon

Awesome now we have the ED (Enforcement Directorate) doing some work....

ED welcome back from your laziness....

http://ibnlive.in.com/news/ed-sends-show-cause-notice-to-pune-tycoon/81733-3.html

Why don't we just put him back in the streets and ask him to beg, because of these kind of people our country and our people have suffered a lot.

I think he can be charged with "culpable homicide not accounting to murder".

He could be one of the reasons for farmer suicides and inflation.

$1410 bn is almost our 1 1/2 times our annual military budget.

Our military budget is almost 1/2 to 2/3 of our annual revenue, so these figures are staggering....