Wednesday, July 1, 2009
HOPE
Some years before he became president of Czechoslovakia, Vaclav Havel offered a radically sharp perspective: "Hope is a state of mind... not essentially dependent on some particular observation of the world or estimate of the situation... An orientation of the spirit, an orientation of the heart, it transcends the world immediately experienced, and is anchored somewhere beyond its horizons. ...Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.''
CHUNKY MONKEY - THE NEW CHAT GAME
This is a game that I keep playing with many of my friends... this game brings out the child in everybody and will remind u the happy old days of college and school... u will feel like the one ur chatting with is giggling right next to u...
Wanna bet????
Try this,
The game play is like this:
1) U say "CHUNKY" in GTALK. - Means are u ready
2) The other says "MONKEY" in GTALK. Means I am ready
3) I can't explain what to do next, identify it yourself with the conversation below....
me: CHUNKY
Other: MONKEY
Other: donkey
me: dei naaye
songy
Other: poknky
inky
me: pokky pokky
Other: pangi
me: dingi
Other: toki doki
LUNGI
me: chunky monkey
fungi
Other: ALGAE
BACTERIA
VIRUs
me: VIRUS
Other: influneza
me: PNEUMONIA
dei
Other: ammonia
amnesia
anasthesia
me: NH3
andalusia
Other: NH4
andromina
me: pleasure planet
hoga magga
me: MONKEY
Other: CHUNKY
4) U say "MONKEY" in GTALK. - Means please stop my tummys gonna burst in laughter...
5) If the other says "CHUNKEY" in GTALK. - Means it is time to get back to work...
6) else the other says "MONKEY" in GTALK - U shuld continue and cajole him to say CHUNKEY
Sunday, May 31, 2009
The Karmic Puzzle Without The God Theory
I have decided to crack the Karmic Puzzle....
Solving this puzzle has given me immense excitement and a new breath of air.
There is a length and breadth to everything, however infinite it may be, so is this vast expanse of the universe.
This could be the missing piece that many holy books don't tell u, read carefully if u wanna know, coz there is no point dangling between GOD and NO GOD.... I prefer to be an Atheist and I have went about proving it without the GOD theory..... It will suit u if u feel lacking fun to pray to God and the good and bad Karma might be bogging u down....
Long long ago, the universe was empty, nothing happening.... There was material but no material, everything existed but nothing existed, actually everything existed in nothingness. There was everything but inside nothing.... :) confusing!!!! just read a little bit more....
EVERYTHING that existed in NOTHING decided that there was nothing exciting about being EVERYTHING in NOTHING, so EVERYTHING decided to get inside SOMETHING but there was no SOMETHING for EVERYTHING to go in...
So a few of EVERYTHING decided to become the earth, a few of EVERYTHING decided to become water and henceforth, still EVERYTHING found that there was no game being in just SOMETHING, a game has to be created, so they decided for a game to be interesting, the game has to have positive and negative markings, they setup a rule called Karma and sent out a voting ballot....
Everything in EVERYTHING agreed to the Karma rules and the game began.... No majority or minory, Everything in EVERYTHING agreed.... uber cool right.... :)
Now u would wonder, would everything that became non-living be non-living all the time, no ur wrong... In a democracy, India may not be smart but EVERYTHING in everything was smart, so they said after a particular life time, everything in EVERYTHING would take turns to be SOMETHING....
So if u are water responsible for TSUNAMI in Bannerghatta road and if someone had to wade through you to reach office and you gave them ill-health, that someone will be born again as water when water is born as someone and irritate someone.... hmmm... confusing... read slowly.....
So ideally if u saw a beautiful blonde and ur jaws dropped, the same thing will happen to that blonde when she were in ur form and u in that blonde's form.... caution... don't drop ur jaws to dumb blondes.... else u will have to go through one life time of dumbnesss...... :)
If u think this is such a waste of time, why would EVERYTHING prefer to waste time.... MY GOD u are thoroughly mistaken by the foolishness of ur narrowed wisdom of eat, work and sleep.... IF U SEE clearly, there was nothing to do for EVERYTHING in NOTHING, infact TIME does not exist for EVERYTHING in NOTHING, TIME exists because a few of EVERYTHING wanted to add a little more masala in this GAME....
If u still don't get it.... call the shots....
If u thought ur life were a burden, this would ease u off.... :) :) :) :), if it doesn't I have a big fat book in home... come and bang ur head with it for reading this.... :) :) :) If my enemies ask for a book... I have special ones.... be careful on what u wish for, I never let my enemies know they are my enemies... :) :) :)
Solving this puzzle has given me immense excitement and a new breath of air.
There is a length and breadth to everything, however infinite it may be, so is this vast expanse of the universe.
This could be the missing piece that many holy books don't tell u, read carefully if u wanna know, coz there is no point dangling between GOD and NO GOD.... I prefer to be an Atheist and I have went about proving it without the GOD theory..... It will suit u if u feel lacking fun to pray to God and the good and bad Karma might be bogging u down....
Long long ago, the universe was empty, nothing happening.... There was material but no material, everything existed but nothing existed, actually everything existed in nothingness. There was everything but inside nothing.... :) confusing!!!! just read a little bit more....
EVERYTHING that existed in NOTHING decided that there was nothing exciting about being EVERYTHING in NOTHING, so EVERYTHING decided to get inside SOMETHING but there was no SOMETHING for EVERYTHING to go in...
So a few of EVERYTHING decided to become the earth, a few of EVERYTHING decided to become water and henceforth, still EVERYTHING found that there was no game being in just SOMETHING, a game has to be created, so they decided for a game to be interesting, the game has to have positive and negative markings, they setup a rule called Karma and sent out a voting ballot....
Everything in EVERYTHING agreed to the Karma rules and the game began.... No majority or minory, Everything in EVERYTHING agreed.... uber cool right.... :)
Now u would wonder, would everything that became non-living be non-living all the time, no ur wrong... In a democracy, India may not be smart but EVERYTHING in everything was smart, so they said after a particular life time, everything in EVERYTHING would take turns to be SOMETHING....
So if u are water responsible for TSUNAMI in Bannerghatta road and if someone had to wade through you to reach office and you gave them ill-health, that someone will be born again as water when water is born as someone and irritate someone.... hmmm... confusing... read slowly.....
So ideally if u saw a beautiful blonde and ur jaws dropped, the same thing will happen to that blonde when she were in ur form and u in that blonde's form.... caution... don't drop ur jaws to dumb blondes.... else u will have to go through one life time of dumbnesss...... :)
If u think this is such a waste of time, why would EVERYTHING prefer to waste time.... MY GOD u are thoroughly mistaken by the foolishness of ur narrowed wisdom of eat, work and sleep.... IF U SEE clearly, there was nothing to do for EVERYTHING in NOTHING, infact TIME does not exist for EVERYTHING in NOTHING, TIME exists because a few of EVERYTHING wanted to add a little more masala in this GAME....
If u still don't get it.... call the shots....
If u thought ur life were a burden, this would ease u off.... :) :) :) :), if it doesn't I have a big fat book in home... come and bang ur head with it for reading this.... :) :) :) If my enemies ask for a book... I have special ones.... be careful on what u wish for, I never let my enemies know they are my enemies... :) :) :)
Pain after Pain
I am just irritated of crossing hurdles after hurdles, there seems to be no end....
It's just killing me... I don't seem to enjoy my life at all like everyone else does, looking at the way how many people could be cool is really amazing....
Many say the grass is greener on the other side, may be it is....
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO COULD DO WHAT THEY WANT AND LEAD A COLORFUL LIFE.....
IT IS SO DARK OVER HERE.... IF U PEEP IN U WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME THERE.... :)
It's just killing me... I don't seem to enjoy my life at all like everyone else does, looking at the way how many people could be cool is really amazing....
Many say the grass is greener on the other side, may be it is....
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO COULD DO WHAT THEY WANT AND LEAD A COLORFUL LIFE.....
IT IS SO DARK OVER HERE.... IF U PEEP IN U WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE ME THERE.... :)
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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